16个英语冷笑话,练练你的阅读

作者:chenhan发表时间:2018-11-19浏览:827
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  十六个英语冷笑话,看看其中有哪些英语学习的知识点可以帮助到你吧?


  1)

  Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer?

  A: He’s afraid of the mouse!

  (鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse)


  2)

  Q: Which are the stronger days of the week?

  A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

  (week和weak同音)


  3)

  Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold?

  A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.

  (catch有抓住的意思,catch a cold是感冒的意思)


  4)

  Q: How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?

  A: It was a fish tank.

  (tank有坦克的意思,而fish tank则意为鱼缸)


  5)

  Q: Where do cows go on dates?

  A: MOOOOvies

  (date是约会的意思,Moo为牛叫声,movie则是电影院的意思)


  6)

  Q: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?

  A: I scream (ice cream).

  (ice cream意为冰淇淋,两者发音相似)


  7)

  Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?

  A: It waves.

  (wave有波涛翻滚的意思,也有挥手致意的意思)


  8)

  Q: What kind of witch likes the beach?

  A: A SAND witch (sandwich)

  (Sandwich是三明治的意思,两者发音相似)


  9)

  Q: What letters are not in the alphabet?

  A: The ones in the mail.

  (letter有信件的意思,也有字母的意思)


  10)

  Q: Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?

  A: To see a butterfly!

  (butter是黄油,fly是飞,但butterfly是蝴蝶的意思)


  11)

  Q: What room is a dead man most afraid of?

  A: The living room!

  (living是活着的意思,而living room则是客厅、起居室的意思)


  12)

  Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?

  A: Stick with me we’ll go places!

  (stick有粘帖的意思,stick with me则是紧跟着我的意思)


  13)

  Q: What dog keeps the best time?

  A: A watchdog.

  (watchdog意为看门狗, watch有看的意思,但也有手表的意思。)


  14)

  Q: What did the picture say to the wall?

  A: I was framed.

  (framed有相片裱框的意思,而I was framed则是被人下套陷害的意思。)


  15)

  Q: What did one candle say to the other candle?

  A: Are you going out tonight?

  (out有出去的意思,也有熄灭的意思)


  16)

  Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?

  A: Don’t worry. I got you covered.

  (cover一有覆盖的意思,二有保护的意思)


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